Category Archives: Humor

“Be An Optimist Prime!”

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The Dracula Had An Aardvark Theory

Which, see below. I’ve started boiling situations into a +1, a 0, or a -1, and at rare instances a +2 or -2. If the President is lampooned, for instance, about a third of the people will see it as … Continue reading

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All-Dialogue Meta Flash Fiction

“What are you listening to? It sounds like techno.” “It is.” “It’s called techno?” “Electronic dance music.” “What’s the name of the band? Have I heard of them?” “Sniffed By Kittens. No you haven’t heard of them.” “Sniffed … what?” … Continue reading

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The Call Of Family Circle

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“I’ll Beat A Motherfucker With Another Motherfucker!!!”

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I Thought This One Would Be Funny To Everyone

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